I don’t know what’s worse;
the fact that I don’t own a mop
or
the fact that I’ve lived here for two months and just realized that today.
I don’t know what’s worse;
the fact that I don’t own a mop
or
the fact that I’ve lived here for two months and just realized that today.
high desert darlin' 
Oh that is toooo funny!!!
I knew you’d appreciate it!