I took my boy to see my new home.
There’s an apothecary chest that comes with the house.
If you aren’t up on antiques, an apothecary chest is the single most useless piece of furniture to have in your home.
Super cool if you have enough space to own large pieces of furniture that have no practical purpose.
This particular one takes up an entire bedroom wall. It’s the size of a dresser and it has drawers.
FIFTY of them.
All about one square inch.
What the fuck do you put in fifty minuscule drawers?
One pair of earrings in each?
One bra or panty?
Then, out of the mouth of my babe…
“Your rock collection, Mom.”
That’s my boy.